Thursday, March 16, 2006

Santa

Age: 2 1/2 years
Kind: fleece
Home: North Pole and Puzzle's house
Occupation: Purveyor of gifts and good times
Most Proud of: his international stardom, and the bumper sticker he designed: "If this sleigh is rockin' don't come a knockin'!"
Likes: Elves, chocolate chip cookies, horror films
Dislikes: Milk ("yo, I'm lactose intolerant!"), abdominal cramps (natch), mail from anyone over the age of 8, frost bite

Bio: Santa has recently relocated headquarters to an undisclosed location in Philly after delivering himself to a new pal he met on Dogster. Santa's life has become exponentially more adventurous since this change, though he secretly suspects that Rudy and the elves may be having too many parties in the basement with "Tina".

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