Monday, February 20, 2006

Dan D. Duck

Name: Dan D. Duck
Age: 7-ish
Kind: Automatonic Duck
Home: Top of the piano
Occupation: Hegemon
Obsessions: The decline of Western Civilization and staying out of cookingpots
Most Proud Of: His stable of foxy whores
Dreams Of: A more ducklike world.
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dandyduckandfriends

Bio: Dan D. Duck was rescued from the slave markets of Berlin, New Jersey for $1 by an obsessed musician who has dedicated his life to bettering the world for ducks. Dandy is currently leading a life of privilege and power atop the musician's piano.

Note from Stuffedster: Dan. D. Duck's website may not be suitable for persons under 18.

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