Thursday, March 16, 2006

Snake Monkey


Age: 1.5 years old
Kind: North American Tube Toy
Home: Transient
Occupation: Ambassador/Liason
Most Proud of: his flexibility
Likes: Yoga, shiny buttons, hot dogs
Dislikes: spit, bad breath
Dreams of: a new career as a party clown

Bio: Snake Monkey is a member of a rare and delightful though highly private (some would say reclusive) breed of creatures. As such, he felt it was his duty to make his presence known to the world, so all could marvel at his unique appearance. His harsh and highly critical counterparts ostracized him and he has had to take on a life of self promotion and speaking engagements on the self help circuit. He is grateful for the recent rise in public interest for all things New Age. Snake Monkey's mantra is "Breathe...breathe... breathe."

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