(No.) 2

Name: 2
Age: 2.5
Kind: gorilla
Home: secret
Occupation: being lucky
Obsessions: slightly rotten fruit, hoagies, jam, Dan Akyroyd, stock market
Dislikes: overly friendly people, sing-songy voices and music
Most proud of: his supergrip
Dreams of: Wall Street

Bio: 2 is a relatively happy gorilla who hates grinders, but loves hoagies. He saw the movie Trading Places and found his life calling. An apt analyst and realist, 2 knows it'll be nearly impossible for him to get a seat on the Market, but he intends to try. 2 is a disciplined optimist who is trying to find the power in positive thought. He's got a friend who's been talking to him about Noam Chomsky, veganism, and Fugazi.