Friday, January 20, 2006

Special P

Name: Special P
Age: 10 years
Kind: electronic panda
Home: gas stub
Occupation: alarm
Obsessions: guarding, watching, cell phones
Dislikes: thieves, Luke
Most proud of: shrill voice
Dreams of: being rescued

Bio: Special P feels disenfranchised due to her present location, hanging on a wall via an old gas line. She would like to be on the job, watching over a cell phone, at the ready to use her shrill voice to alarm her owner to an imminent thievery. Over the hill and obsolete, she isn't sure how to redefine her life. She would welcome any advice readers may have to offer her.

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