Friday, December 30, 2005

Rebat

Name: Rebat
Age: he thinks he might be 10 years old
Kind: Chinese-American wombat
Home: Philadelphia, PA
Occupation: being kind
Obsessions: Julia Child, candy, smelling things
Dislikes: circus peanuts, diets, long nails
Most proud of: himself
Dreams of: having his own cotton candy machine, dining at a fine french restaurant

Bio: Rebat was born of a well-intentioned attempt to begin a line of American wombats. Mistakes were made and shortcuts were taken out of frustration, but still, Rebat overcame all obstacles and is happily going about his business. Rebat battles prejudices with his own brand of silent protest and is loved by even the most hardened and cynical who meet him. He's become estranged from his mother, who went on to birth an entire brood of 'physically improved' wombats. When asked about his yellow eyes, his mother responded, "I didn't want to waste good blue."

2 Comments:

At 8:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Rebat -
I think your yellow eyes are sunshiney and pretty...
love,zab

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you!

 

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