Sunday, December 11, 2005

Yellow

Name: Yellow (just Yellow, not Yellow Matyok-von Roach)
Home: Philadelphia, PA
Occupation: companion
Obsessions: relaxing; being skinny
Dreams of: learning Spanglish and Jamaican lingo
Most proud of: his fur color
Family: Bruce Matyok-von Roach (archives: Dec.06.2005); Hong Kong Breese (archives: Dec.06.2005)
Friends: Whiskey (archives: Dec.12.2005)

Correction! Yellow is only Yellow and NOT Yellow Matyok-von Roach (as previously posted). Stuffedster apologizes.

KB writes: "Hi Stuffedster, I think there has been a bit of a mix-up. Yellow, although perhaps posing as a Matyok-von Roach, actually has no true bloodlines from those particular families. He has also gone by the pseudonyms Yellow "J.R." Ewing and Sir Yellow McCartney. As of now we are uncertain as to his actual birth/given name and so we might be safer refering to him as "Yellow" only, so as not to create any confusion. Very little is known about this particular creature; he is quite secretive. There has been some speculation that he was involved in a series of bank robberies, but he was never convicted of any crime, nor does he seem to have any money. I'm sorry I can't be any more help, but I will tell you more as his background unfolds. Thank You, KB"

1 Comments:

At 2:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi. Yellow would like to befriend Whiskey. Is that a possibility? He says he's gone straight and that he is a good trustworthy friend. He says the rumours of his questionable past are urban legand. He says he wouldn't compromise Whiskeys reputation through association. He says Whiskey should have no fear of drunken debauchery. Please let him know.

 

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