Thursday, December 15, 2005

Scroungey

Name: Scroungey
Age: 7+
Kind: mutt dog
Home: Sector Eva Flores, PR
Occupation: General Mischief Maker
Obsessions: camoflauge, porn
Dislikes: direct attention, anything lovey-dovey, clean houses, wide-open spaces, yard sales
Most proud of: covert activity around the house, ability to go undetected for months on end
Dreams of: the ultimate hiding place
Family: Piggy (archives: Dec.09.2005)

Bio: Having been rescued from a yard sale, and generally being the silent, smirky type, not much is known about Scroungey's early history. He has happy memories from the early years after the rescue, when he was allowed to spend long hours under the bed, cloaked in dust. There was a rough period when Wyatt moved in with that Girl, and she insisted on Scroungey sleeping in the bed and maintaining his appearence. Things got out of hand one night with a big fat pink stuffed thing and someone lost some eyes. But it was all for the best because Scroungey has been left to his own devices since that time. He delights in occasionally streaking from one side of the house to the other while yelling in a high-pitched voice that only the other dogs can hear, thereby causing them to bark and run around, which in turn causes Wyatt and that Girl to freak out. He giggles to himself a lot.

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