GLAD Carrot

Name: GLAD Carrot
Age: 26
Kind: Carrot
Home: Framingham, MA
Occupation: Ex-politician now retired
Obsessions: Politics, injustice, eating at Friendly's restaurants
Dislikes: Brodsky, radish
Most proud of: Fellow members of GLAD party, being good for vision, imposing height
Dreams of: Being back on the carnival circuit

Bio: The GLAD Carrot was (in a practice that is not condoned in most countries outside of the U.S.) "won" in a Game of Skill at a Great Adventure amusement park in Pennsylvania. The game, which had owned him since his birth, consisted of tossing softballs into angled milk buckets--a game designed for absolute failure. But he was won and taken from his home and brought to a Philadelphia suburb. About seven years later (after mostly living in a closet), he was suddenly thrust into politics and nightlife, before again returning to life in a closet, this time in Framingham, MA, where he currently resides with shirts and games.