Dan D. Duck

Name: Dan D. Duck
Age: 7-ish
Kind: Automatonic Duck
Home: Top of the piano
Occupation: Hegemon
Obsessions: The decline of Western Civilization and staying out of cookingpots
Most Proud Of: His stable of foxy whores
Dreams Of: A more ducklike world.
Website: http://www.geocities.com/dandyduckandfriends

Bio: Dan D. Duck was rescued from the slave markets of Berlin, New Jersey for $1 by an obsessed musician who has dedicated his life to bettering the world for ducks. Dandy is currently leading a life of privilege and power atop the musician's piano.

Note from Stuffedster: Dan. D. Duck's website may not be suitable for persons under 18.

nickel bunny

Name: nickel bunny
Likes: space, wicked tunes, good books
Occupation: music room sentry
Obsessions: trying to jack up his market value and change his name to reflect this upgrade, floatation tanks
Hopes: with all the hub-bub about stuffedster people will appreciate his true worth
Dislikes: dust, clutter, ipods(because they make music rooms obsolete)

Bio: originally from the west coast and relocated due to being made available at a washington state thrift store for five cents, nickel bunny now lives in philly. missing for months, N.B. was recently uncovered under piles of random junk covered in dust when the music room was reactivated after a period of serving as storage. During this difficult period he continued trying to maintain his career and dreamt of returning to his rightful position on one of the higher shelves in the room, as well as his carefree attitude. currently he is enshrined in the sacred circular orgone accumulator to recharge his superpowers.

mando

Name: mando
Age: 28
Kind: chango azul
Home: Austin,Ttexas
Occupation: former change purse changed artist
Obsessions: late night pizza binges and watching Alf's hit talk show
Most proud of: learning to drive stick
Dreams of: having his zipper removed and falling in love
Friend: The (archives: Nov.30.2005)

Bio: Mando moved to Texas from Seattle, washington where he worked in the pike place market selling paint by number pictures of the Space Needle. His art was really only zeroxed images that he mounted onto carboard canvas. Public humiliation from an art critic forced mando out of town. It was then that he moved to Austin, Texas. In Austin he began making sculptures of the Alamo from styrofoam but ended that venture when he realized the Alamo was in San Antonio. Unable to find a really good landmark in Austin, he resorted to making portraits of his family from pinto beans. Today Mando owns a multi-million dollar art empire in the downtown warehouse distric. People travel from all over the world to buy his bean art. Mando dreams of the day a famous doctor will come to buy his art and stay to remove the zipper that is a daily reminder that he is really only a coin purse.

Psyduck

Name: Psyduck
Age: 5 years
Kind: psychic duck
Home: wandering
Occupation: headache
Obsessions: Three Stooges, aquatic plants, magic tricks, treats
Dislikes: violence
Most proud of: eyes, quirkiness
Dreams of: being sophisticated and suave
Posse: Socky (archives: Dec.09.2005)

Bio: Although Psyduck has many qualities in common with Misty's Psyduck, his personality is quite different from his television counterpart's. Shy and unobtrusive, Psyduck is still silly and cute, but the overall gestalt of his personality is quiet with unplanned outbursts of animated bumbling and physical comedy. His psychic abilities make him inordinately sensitive to the feelings of those around him. Psyduck makes a good friend.