The

Name: The (pronounced, Thee)
Age: 17
Kind: (un) common wombat
Home: Philadelphia, PA
Occupation: ruling the bed and all it contains
Obsessions: pizza; Alf; ruling bed subjects
Dislikes: FEET, large teeth
Most proud of: wit, intellect, and nubbies
Dreams of: cat saddle (bareback is too hard); fame; having own clothing line; going for a swim; the Australian outback; a pair of shorts; playing with Pig
Family: Fred (archives: Dec.03.2005); Manbay (archives: Dec.07.2005); Socky (archives: Dec.09.2005)
Friends: Sock Monkey (archives: Dec.02.2005); Bruce Matyok-von Roach (archives: Dec.06.2005); Hong Kong Breese (archives: Dec.06.2005); Mitzil P (archives: Dec.07.2005); Mando (archives: Feb.13.2005)
photo credit: E. Reese

Bio: An Australian import, The is fun and very clever, but has a tendency to be a bit overbearing. His role model is Alf. He wants to be famous and tried for a short time to keep his own blog (http://wombatslife.blogspot.com/), but stopped due to technical difficulties (a television talk show would be more to his liking).