Friday, December 09, 2005

Piggy

Name: Piggy
Age: 23
Kind: pig
Home: Sector Eva Flores, PR
Occupation: Under-arm Sleep Aid Technician
Obsessions: The Velveteen Rabbit, snuggling with The Girl, soft sheets, cold nights (better for snuggling), Nyquil - the red flavor.
Dislikes: dogs - especially slobbery dogs, or dogs that chew AND slobber; dog hairs in the bed, Scroungey, body pillows
Most proud of: ability to retain stuffing against all odds, soft pink insides of ears
Dreams of: becoming real, Scroungey getting lost once and for all, a world without puppies, a nose patch
Family: Scroungey (archives: Dec.15.2005)
Friends: Hong Kong Breese (archives: Dec. 06. 2005); Fred (archives: Dec.03.2005); Manbay (archives: Dec.07.2005)

Bio: Once a very handsome fellow, Piggy has been loved beyond recognition. He is not terribly bothered by the loss of his looks, as he is on a quest to become real, and views it as a necessary sacrifice. His biggest regret is the loss of both eyes, which coincidentally occured around the time when Scroungey was introduced to the bed. (Nothing has been proved, but Piggy has harbored a strong feeling of resentment towards Scroungey since that time). He has been a soft and loyal pig for over twenty years, and has never lost hope, even when The Girl put him high on a shelf in a closet for one year when she turned thirty. He knew she would come back for him and she did. He is proud of his work as a sleep aid technician and has recently taken on a second job as a book prop in the early evenings.

2 Comments:

At 5:52 PM, Blogger e said...

I can't believe that Piggy was put high on a shelf for an entire year! What's with age 30??

 
At 10:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummm...there were some hard times when I thought I better grow up and not be sleeping with stuffed pink pigs.

 

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