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Santa

Age: 2 1/2 years
Kind: fleece
Home: North Pole and Puzzle's house
Occupation: Purveyor of gifts and good times
Most Proud of: his international stardom, and the bumper sticker he designed: "If this sleigh is rockin' don't come a knockin'!"
Likes: Elves, chocolate chip cookies, horror films
Dislikes: Milk ("yo, I'm lactose intolerant!"), abdominal cramps (natch), mail from anyone over the age of 8, frost bite

Bio: Santa has recently relocated headquarters to an undisclosed location in Philly after delivering himself to a new pal he met on Dogster. Santa's life has become exponentially more adventurous since this change, though he secretly suspects that Rudy and the elves may be having too many parties in the basement with "Tina".

Snake Monkey

Age: 1.5 years old
Kind: North American Tube Toy
Home: Transient
Occupation: Ambassador/Liason
Most Proud of: his flexibility
Likes: Yoga, shiny buttons, hot dogs
Dislikes: spit, bad breath
Dreams of: a new career as a party clown

Bio: Snake Monkey is a member of a rare and delightful though highly private (some would say reclusive) breed of creatures. As such, he felt it was his duty to make his presence known to the world, so all could marvel at his unique appearance. His harsh and highly critical counterparts ostracized him and he has had to take on a life of self promotion and speaking engagements on the self help circuit. He is grateful for the recent rise in public interest for all things New Age. Snake Monkey's mantra is "Breathe...breathe... breathe."

Stunt Double

Name: Stunt Double
Age: 2 months
Kind: squeeky, squishy plush
Home: Clenched in the teeth of Puzzle T. Dog
Occupation: Stunt Double
Obsessions: Anchovies, his likeness to Rudy Bubbles
Most Proud of: his high pain tolerance
Dreams of: an identity of his own, being his own cat

Bio: Stunt Double arrived to his current home as a belated canine X-mas gift. He was received with mixed emotions by the humans of the house who seek to promote interspecial harmony and do not endorse cats as snacks. Stunt Double's charm and good natured playfulness quickly won the family over, however, and they are all happily enjoying each other's company.